The Greater Christian Empire of United Great Holy Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hans Wrobels with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.789 billion Greater Christians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Central. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Great Holy Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,399 trillion Aens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,985 Aens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Aens are being blown on orbital weapons development, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Great Holy Empire's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greater Christianity.

United Great Holy Empire is ranked 3,095^th in the world and 58^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 87.24 flags saluted per person per day.